cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing
Andy Kaufman is wheeled away from the wrestling ring after receiving a devastating piledriver from Jerry “The King” Lawler.
Jesus, like… why?
Now I hunt and piece myself back together with pieces of you.
The best thing about this is that they seem to have a fence.
i want to live there
this is bjork’s island, yea?
I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
I was suppose to hang out with a lady today. I like her, and I feel like something great could come of it. We were going to start her in on watching Doctor Who, she was going to cook breakfast, we were going to drink mimosas, and pajamas were required (her words, not mine). It was going to be fun, and I was willingly going to miss football for it.
For lack of a better phrase, she bailed on me. Her reasoning was sound, but it was still disappointing because I got excited about it. Or I got my hopes up. Probably both. She said she’d call me in the morning. She didn’t. She texted me later tonight, I texted back, and then nothing.
I’m not giving up, but I’m really getting sick of trying. I try to be a good person, and I know I would be a great boyfriend to whomever. It just seems all my “whomevers” don’t really like me that way. I love my new friends I make, and I would never be upset about having new friends. Ever. It does hurt, though. I will not deny that.
I think I’m lonely? I’m not sure. Bleh.
I just needed to type my frustration somewhere.
i was taking pictures of the new puppy
when i look out the window to see the older dog just
BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS ALL I HEAR IS BASS BASS BASS BASS FUCKIN BASS WHY BASS BASS BASS BASS.
the turkey swiss on rye incident
aha, the full post. get back on my blog.
The Office in real life
she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up
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